This is my diary entry on why i lied about the " Narwin Affair". Well, there are a few reasons. One of them is that Ms Narwin single-handedly caused me to be unable to join the track team. Also, she always seemed to dislike me, taking my kind-hearted jokes to lighten the mood of the class so seriously, almost like i was insulting her.
So, in order to get my revenge, i just had to lash it out on her. Well, i am sure all of you know how much being in the track team means to me, and she ruined my chances of it. i was rejected even without showing my talent to the coach! How humiliating! After all these years of seemingly endless training, all for one moment. RUINED by Ms Narwin. Now, do you understand how angry i am? This is the worst thing, EVER to have happened in my life. Training for a non-existent track try-out.
But now, i am left with nothing. I cannot possibly imagine the punishments that will be meted out to me for my foolishness. It seemed so worth it. Now, my world is crumbling around me. God, if you are listening to my pleas for help, PLEASE SAVE ME!
Typical Malloy entry. He's still looking for the easy way out; this time he's calling on help from above! When is he going to learn that he has to accept responsibility for his own actions! Grow up, Malloy. Mr. S
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